Lyrics:
If Messi was an Englishman
We’ve got Stevie G, Jackie Wilshie
And thankfully, no JT
Wayne Rooney and two Dannys
But what we need is one Messi
We’ve got Cahill, Carrick, Bainsey
Ross Barkley and Frank Lampey
Sterling, Smalling, wait and see
But what we need is one Messi
We’ll Tango in Trafalgar Square
We’ll Samba round the Cenotaph
We’ll waltz our way down Wembley Way
Once all of FIFA’s bribes are paid
And Messi is an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an English Man
We’ll send you back to your favela
With your flags of green and yella’
As Spaniards choke on their chorizo
And we puke in their paella
No pasta, snails, or brussel sprouts
Schnitzels, Edam, it’s all out
Three lions just eat vindaloo
And maybe some asado too
And there aint a damn thing you can do
Once Messi is an Englishman
We’ll Tango in Trafalgar Square
We’ll Samba round the Cenotaph
We’ll waltz our way down Wembley Way
Once all of FIFA’s bribes are paid
And Messi is an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an English Man
We’ll be at the Copa, Copa del Mundo (world cup)
Copa, Copa del Mundo
Copa, Copa del Mundo
Copa….and we’ll all be singing
*Vamos vamos inglaterra
vamos vamos a ganar
que esta barra quilombera
no te deja no te deja de alentar.
*(Argentinine football anthem in the style of a chanting football crowd with argentina replaced with england)
We’ll give you Las Malvinas
And Thatcher’s body too
Just give us the Messi-ah
And maybe KunAguerro too
then
We’ll Tango in Trafalgar Square
We’ll Samba round the Cenotaph
We’ll waltz our way down Wembley Way
Once all of FIFA’s bribes are paid
And Messi is an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman…
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
If Messi was an Englishman
….and Hodgson was an Argentine!!!
AC 